Thoughts of a nerd with insomnia

kasey-james:

I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends

Like it seems like some people just somehow

Fall into relationships just like

Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me

Is that how you do it

That’s exactly how you do it. You just have to hope the one wearing the other velcro suit isn’t a creep.

I was wearing a straight jacket with Velcro. I thought it was for sticky walls and stuff…. Guess not

(Source: thespacecoyote)

Ok so. 2 of my roommates. One was a jerk who called a NOISE COMPLAINT instead of knocking on my door and telling me to be quiet because i was “talking too loud’ -_- but apparently him smoking weed in the apartment is ok. I DONT WANT DRUGS IN MY APARTMENT.   Another one went to the airforce. Anyway airforce guy left, jerk wierdo dude got kicked out . So in come the new roomates. One of them seemed super chill but apparently hes a dick. He randomly has the MOST OBNOXIOUS people over and they get super trashed and are annoying as hell. He has his girlfriend over 24/7 whos a nice girl but is SO ANNOYING. 1. second they’re doing the annoying “stop it” “no you stop it” “no you” INSERT ANNOYING LOUD LAUGH. She talks like a valley girl even though shes from florida. is like OH MAIII GGGAAWDDD and adds an  upwards inflection to words.  then 15 minutes  later shes crying super loud about how hes a jerk (however but what i cant help but hear because of the paper thing walls, he is a jerk and is mean to her alot) and he responds with “omg are you serious stop crying” so this goes on for 20 minutes. then they start doing to obnoxious stupid laughing tickle fight thing, then she starts crying again. THEN they have loud annoying sex for like…..2 minutes…(lulz) then its back to laugh-cry-laugh-sex-cry-laugh. All while they are trying to drink. Its gotten to the point where it drives me nuts. It happens EVERY FREAKING DAY! ALL DAY EVERYDAY! try getting anything done when this happens. Then at 6/8 am theyre screaming drunk. Then suddenly im gone for spring break and my microwave magically breaks. Ive had that thing since freshman year with no problems. Yeah they tried sticking styrofoam in there the other day. And they want me to believe its not them. The other roommate? i dont have much to say. He seems really full of himself and keeps hinting that our room will be a “party room” soon. BULL CRAP. i need to get crap done. Go party at someone elses house you tool. anyway. venting feels sooooo gewd….

PS: As i type this, they went from tickle annoying play laugh—> crying—> laughing annoying laugh.